Originally published in Terrific Register (Sherwood, Jones, and Co.; 1825).
Many who were personally acquainted with Professor Junker, have frequently heard him relate the following anecdote:
Being professor of anatomy, he once procured, for dissection, the bodies of two criminals who had been hanged. The key of the dissecting-room not being at hand when they were brought home to him, he ordered them to be laid down in an apartment which opened into his bed-chamber. The evening came, and Junker, according to custom, proceeded to resume his literary labours before he retired to rest. It was now near midnight, and all his family were fast asleep, when he heard a rumbling noise in his closet. Thinking that by some mistake the cat had been shut up with the dead bodies, he rose, and taking the candle, went to see what had happened. But what must have been his astonishment, or rather his panic, on perceiving that the sack, which contained the two bodies, was rent through the middle? He approached, and found that one of them was gone.
The doors and windows were well secured, and that the body could have been stolen, he thought impossible. He tremblingly looked round the closet, and found the dead man seated in a corner.
Junker stood for a moment motionless; the dead man seemed to look towards him: he moved both to the right and left, but the dead man still kept his eyes fixed on him.
The Professor then retired, step by step, with his eyes still fixed on the object of alarm, and holding the candle in his hand until he reached the door. The dead man instantly started up, and followed him. A figure of so hideous an appearance, naked, and in motion, the lateness of the hour, the deep silence which prevailed—every thing concurred to overwhelm him with confusion. He let fall the only candle which was burning, and all was darkness. He made his escape to his apartment, and threw himself on his bed; thither, however, he was followed; and he soon found the dead man embracing his legs, and loudly sobbing.
Repeated cries of "leave me! leave me!" released Junker from the grasp of the dead man, who now exclaimed, "Ah! good executioner, good executioner! have mercy upon me!"
Junker soon perceived the cause of what had happened, and resumed his fortitude. He informed the re-animated sufferer who he really was, and made a motion, in order to call up some of his family. "You then wish to destroy me," exclaimed the criminal. "If you call up any one, my adventure will become public, and I shall be taken and executed a second time. In the name of humanity, I implore you to save my life.”
The physician struck a light, decorated his guest with an old night-gown, and having made him drink a cordial, requested to know what had brought him to the gibbet. "It would have been a truly singular exhibition," observed Junker, "to have seen me at that late hour engaged in a tête à tête with a dead man, decked out in an old night-gown."
The poor wretch informed him, that he had enlisted as a soldier, but that, having no great attachment to the profession, he had determined to desert; that he had entrusted his secret to a kind of crimp, a fellow of no principle, who recommended him to a woman, in whose house he was to remain concealed; that this woman had discovered his retreat to the officers of police, &c.
Junker was extremely perplexed how to save the poor man. It was impossible to retain him in his own house, and keep the affair a secret; and to turn him out of doors, was to expose him to certain destruction. He resolved to conduct him out of the city, in order that he might get him into a foreign jurisdiction; but it was necessary to pass the gates, which were strictly guarded. To accomplish this point, he dressed him in some of his old clothes, covered him with a cloak, and at an early hour, set out for the country with his protegée behind him. On arriving at the city-gate, where he was well known, he said, in a hurried tone, that he had been sent for to visit a sick person in the suburbs, who was dying. He was permitted to pass. Having both got into the fields, the deserter threw himself at the feet of his deliverer, to whom he vowed eternal gratitude; and after receiving some pecuniary assistance, departed, offering up prayers for his happiness.
Twelve years after, Junker, having occasion to go to Amsterdam, was accosted on the Exchange by a man well dressed, and of the first appearance, who, he had been informed, was one of the most respectable merchants of that city. The merchant, in a polite tone, inquired whether he was not Professor Junker, of Halle; and being answered in the affirmative, he requested, in an earnest manner, his company to dinner. The Professor consented. Having reached the merchant's house, he was shewn into an elegant apartment, where he found a beautiful wife and two fine healthy children; but he could scarcely suppress his astonishment at meeting so cordial a reception from a family, with whom, he thought, he was entirely unacquainted.
After dinner, the merchant, taking him into his counting-room, said, "You do not recollect me?"—"Not at all."—"But I will recollect you, and never shall your features be effaced from my remembrance. You are my benefactor; I am the person who came to live in your closet, and to whom you paid so much attention. On parting from you, I took the road to Holland. I wrote a good hand; was tolerably good at accounts; my figure was somewhat interesting, and I soon obtained employment as a merchant's clerk! My good conduct, and my zeal for the interests of my patron, procured me his confidence, and his daughter's love. On his retiring from business, I succeeded him, and became his son-in-law. But for you, however, I should not have lived to experience all these enjoyments. Henceforth, look upon my house, my fortune, and myself, as at your disposal." Those who possess the smallest portion of sensibility, can easily represent to themselves the feelings of Junker.