Monday, April 6, 2026

Letters from Lilliput

Being Essays on the Extremely Little
by George Augustus Sala.

Originally published in Belgravia (John Maxwell) vol.3 #9 (Jul 1867).


III. On Little Villains.

I can quite understand the horror which some persons have for Rats, be they ever so small. To tell truth, he is not under any circumstances an agreeable fellow, this Monsieur Whiskers. There are uncomfortable stories afloat of his creeping into cradles and gnawing babies' faces. I am glad they have demolished that Tower of Bishop Hatto. Although I do not in the least believe in the legend of the proud prelate having been devoured by rats, I confess that the very sight of the tower, and the remembrance of the old threadbare guide-book story, used to bring about an ugly twinge in my mind every time I went up the Rhine. To be eaten up by the rats: horrible thought! Is there not in Mr. Ainsworth's harrowing romance of the Tower of London a dreadful chapter, describing how a Mr. Cholmondely—or some such name—was cast heavily gyved into an underground dungeon, where the rats "got at him"? I think he was rescued by a ghost, drawn in George Cruikshank's best manner. At all events he was alive at the end of the third volume, when he married the young lady of his choice, and lived long and happy ever afterwards. The rats: fancy being in the black-hole, with fifty pounds' weight of iron on your shins, and your hands securely trussed behind your back, while the hideous slimy things are racing all over you, whisking their long tails in your eyes, and ever and anon making their sharp little teeth meet in your fleshy parts, preparatory to sitting down in right earnest and making a hearty meal! Hearty indeed; and they are as silent about it, and as voracious, as the guests at an American table d'hôte.
        I do not know if there be now—for Cæsar and Baron Haussmann have turned everything topsy-turvy in Lutetia—but there was some years ago, a great horse-slaughtering establishment at Montfaucon, near Paris. One of the sights of this monstrous knacker's yard was—to take a dead horse duly skinned, but whose carcass was not deemed fit for boiling-down purposes, and place him in a kind of trench or pit well known to be frequented by rats. Precisely half-an-hour afterwards you were led to the brink of the pit, and there you saw, not the carcass, but the perfect skeleton of the horse—cervical, dorsal, lumbar, sacral, and caudal vertebræ, cannon, splints, fetlock, pastern, hock, and stifle-joint—all picked clean to the bone, white and glistening, and whole battalions of rats peeping through the railings of the ribs, or lolling from the orbits and lachrymals of the cranium, licking their fearsome whiskers.
        Now is the rat a little villain?
        He runs large, by the bye, sometimes. I lived once in an old Court, or Grange, or Mansion-house, in the county of Bucks, hard by a place which I will call Stuckupton Park. We had a lake in front of our house, which house was about six hundred years old—at least there was a legend of its having been rebuilt by Edward the Second; and there were three different species of rats on the premises, included in the rent. I was quite a compound householder. We had a great hall beamed with Spanish chestnut and pannelled with right English oak; and behind this pannelling, and above these beams, there continually raced legions of some huge four-footed creatures, which we were given to understand were rats. "Ye noise of them," I read in a description of the house in the State of England for 1683, "is like unto that of a troope of horse, and has ofttimes been taken for ghostes." How these rats had managed to exist for the last six centuries, unless they were fond of a ligneous diet and devoured splinters from the inside pannelling, I am sure I don't know. Every crevice was stopped up; and not one of these Adullamites was ever seen abroad. Perhaps they ate one another, as Men do.
        The second order of rats were the ordinary, merry, furtive little gray fellows, picking and stealing for their daily livelihood, but not doing any appreciable harm. Our head cat, Ginger, kept these rogues in pretty good order, and weeded the population in such a manner as would have brought tears of gratitude to the eyes of the late Mr. Malthus. The third tribe of rats were the water ones, who lived in the banks of the lake. They were enormous. We lighted on the larder of one of these "waterside characters," and what do you think we found in Rogue Riderhood's cupboard? No less than seven young ducks! There was another freshwater pirate, of great age, and with huge white moustaches, who was underhung in the jaw like a shark. We used to call him Blucher; for when he came out of his mud den, and sat on the branch of a tree overshadowing the water, he irresistibly reminded you of the Prussian Field-Marshal surveying London from the top of St. Paul's, and murmuring, "Mein Gott! vot a city for to sack!" We could do nothing with the Field-Marshal. The cats all shunned him, and the dogs too; and I was afraid, every time we took an airing on the lake, that he would stave in the bottom of our boat with his sharp nose and sink us. I was compelled at last to write to my landlord; and he sent a man with a gun, who shot Blucher as he sat upon the branch.
        But I leave these monsters, and I revert to my original inquiry, Is the rat—I mean the ordinary and domestic one, Swedish, Norwegian, or old English blacky—a little villain? I should like to hear the opinion of Mr. Jemmy Shaw on this head; or, better still, that of Mrs. Jemmy Shaw, to whom, from a far distant land, I beg to convey my respectful compliments, and who must know more about rats than any other lady in the United Kingdom. As a rule, you are aware Beauty screams and holds her skirts tight when a rat approaches. Materfamilias equally, as a rule, abhors Don Grego Whiskerandos, having always in view his depredations in the store cupboard:

                "As when a good housewife sees a rat
                        In a trap in the morning taken,
                With pleasure her heart goes pit-a-pat
                        In revenge for the loss of bacon;
                                        And she throws him
                                        To the dog or cat,
                        To be worried, tossed, and shaken."

This is the rat-philosophy of Mr. John Gay in the Beggars' Opera, and it is also that, I fear, of most British housewives—stay, of the domestics charged with the superintendence of our establishments. Our wives do not condescend to keep house nowadays; it is not genteel.
        The verdict, then, is all but unanimous, that the rat is a villain. Your mouse, on the contrary—at the best a mean-spirited, evil-smelling little wretch—has occasionally some law allowed him. They write children's story-books about him. When the Frog a-wooing went—heigh-ho, says Rowley!—he called upon the Mouse, and was regaled upon roley-poley (a pudding, I conjecture), gammon, and spinach, prior to his last and fatal interview with the lily-white Duck. The "Three Blind Mice" were patronised by a great composer, and form the theme of a fugue—I mean of a catch—of great renown. Sir Edwin Landseer has painted one of the sweetest mice ever seen, who is nibbling breadcrumbs from a pencil-tray in the picture of the "Lion-dog from Malta; the last of his race." But who cares to paint the picture of a rat, save in the vilest and most offensive caricature? No mercy is shown him; no good qualities are conceded to him. His name is made synonymous with political treachery, venality, envy, and spite. When John Reed wishes to wound poor little Jane Eyre's feelings, he calls her a "rat." When the honourable member for Slipton-cum-Sliderton deserts his party, and votes with the government two months previous to his being appointed a Commissioner of Income-tax, they say at the clubs that he has "ratted." "A rat! a rat! Dead, for a ducat, dead!" cries Hamlet; and on the pretext of destroying the miserable vermin behind the arras, he stabs Polonius.
        The rats are said to desert a sinking ship; and, to convey an idea of the forlorn appearance made by a person drenched with water, we say that he looks "like a drowned rat." Finally, we hunt and catch him deliberately for the purpose of being tortured, and having his neck scrunched in a pit by terriers. They offer him up by hecatombs to the canine Moloch—the dog Billy; and then, as an additional outrage, Billy's portrait is painted with a mountain of dead rats heaped in a corner of the background. Nobody pities him. He belongs to the sewers and the subways. He is one of Victor Hugo's Miserables. If he finds out a snug barn in a farm-yard, and tries to live a peaceful life as a country gentleman, the clodhoppers hunt him down, smoke him out of his hole with lucifer-matches, and prod him with pitchforks as he rushes out. You might fancy Marshal Pelissier lighting his bonfires at the mouth of the Cave of Dahra, and bayoneting the Arabs as they come into the open.
        No one cares to take into account the good qualities of the rat: his infinite shifts for a livelihood, his industry, his ingenuity, his dry and mordant humour. Do you remember the story of the rats who contrived to empty the long-necked flasks of salad-oil without either upsetting or breaking them? Rat number one inserted his tail in the flask's slender neck, and when it was sufficiently lubricated, offered it to his companion, who, after licking off the oil, put his tail into the bottle, and indued it with grease. And so, turn and turn about, they emptied many flasks of Florence. Was there not ingenuity, was there not humour too in that performance? Take Latude's rat as an instance of the good qualities this much-abused animal may possess. He was as kind to the Bastille prisoner as that pigeon of mine to the rascal in the dungeon at Venice. To be sure, he ate part of his dinner every day, and Latude was fain every now and then to rap him over the tip of the tail for gluttony; but he was a kind rat, a sympathising rat, a rat with the heart that could feel for another. Consider, too, how useful is the rat in commerce.
        They eat him in China, most deliciously accommodated with a sauce of pimentoes, almonds, asafœtida, and barley-sugar; but in Europe, although he is generally banished from the kitchen (I say generally, for I think I once ate rat in a Palais Royal forty-sous restaurant), he is in immense request in the glove trade. I have been told that forty per cent of the so-called Paris kid-gloves are made from rat-skin. I inquired whether this was indeed the fact from the young lady in the Rue de Rivoli who recently sold me a pair of best Paris at the moderate rate of five francs. I thought that if she could be brought to own the soft impeachment she might possibly abate the extortion by, say, twenty-five percent. She informed me that I was entirely mistaken; that all her gloves were made from the skins of kids reared expressly for that purpose in the mountains of Savoy; but that, on the other hand, all the so-called kid-gloves of London owed their origin to rat-skin. I fancy that the gentleman in the Burlington Arcade who for the last twelve years has supplied me with "Dent's best" would not, on this score, be disposed to agree with the young lady in the Rue de Rivoli.
        But I suppose I am, in the main, only biting a file, and twisting a rope of sand. It is as useless, I fear, to say anything in favour of rats as to whitewash Nero, or apologise for Julian the Apostate. The rat is Dr. Fell. We don't like him; and that is sufficient, even if we are puzzled to define the reason for our dislike. I would give him up without further ado, but that a sense of common justice compels me to urge in his behalf that plea which, to my mind, extenuates much of the seeming criminality of lions, tigers, wolves, cattle-lifters, guerrilleros, ticket-of-leave men, and other wild animals. Continual poverty, hunger, obloquy; these are the heritage of the Little Villain and of wild beast. He is born to nothing else. He begins with a bad name: his mother is no better than she should be, and his father died by the hands of the common executioner. The kind Providence which has created him has likewise kindly created cats, terriers, boys, and policemen, specially to extirpate him. Directly he puts his head out of his hole he finds someone waiting to be "down on him." Would you give a rat—two- or four-footed—a tract, and counsel him to earn an honest livelihood? Who will employ the rat? Who will give the Little Villain a character? Who does not shudder at his very neighbourhood?
        Ah! he can be quiet and well-behaved enough in the Happy Family caravan; but is not the lion at the Zoological quiet and affable? Is not your burglar, securely mewed up at Millbank or Pentonville, often a "good prisoner"—the pride of the warders, and the delight of the chaplain? What is the use of telling a rat about the Ten Commandments, and that he shall not steal? He has an Eleventh in his belly incessantly crying to him, "Thou must eat." How would you like to get up every morning in the year with an empty stomach, a hearty appetite, and not the slightest foreknowledge in the world as to how, or when, or where you were to breakfast, dine, or sup? I declare frankly, that were I so circumstanced I should go out and collar the first antelope I could lay tooth on. If I were big enough I would kill a bullock. I should not be deterred by the knowledge that the bacon, cheese, and candles in the pantry were not mine, from satisfying my cravings, and those of my wife and family. In time I would pull down a man, and craunch his bones, and lap his warm blood. I should smell my prey from afar off. I should hide behind a rock to surprise him. I should roar terribly when I saw my dinner approach. Does not the gentlest menagerie lion roar when he sees the keeper with the wheelbarrow-full of shin-bone of beef coming round the corner? I should lash my sides with my tremendous tail. In a word, I should be a wild beast.
        If the late Mr. Gordon Cumming had a right to shoot me for the sake of my skin, or my tusks, or for honour and glory, or to put me into a show, I have as clear a right to eat Mr. Gordon Cumming, if I can. I don't want honour and glory. I have not the slightest wish to show a stuffed man, or an antelope-skin, at the Egyptian-hall for a shilling a-head. I only know that I am hungry, and that I want my dinner. I succeeded to no patrimony, no Three Per Cents, no New-River shares; nothing but the thigh-bone of a missionary, left by my papa—Felis Leo, Esq.—in a corner of his den, and picked quite clean. The rat family have no influence at the Admiralty or the Horse Guards. I was born branded and stigmatised as a Little Villain; and I want my dinner.
        There was a literary gentleman of the last century who, in his autobiography, makes a reflection on the circumstances of his birth, in which those who are capable of reflection might oftener indulge; for it relates to blessings which a thinking man will contemplate with no common gratitude: "My lot," writes Edward Gibbon, "might have been that of a savage, a slave, or a peasant; nor can I reflect without pleasure on the bounty of Nature, which cast my birth in a free and civilised country, in an age of science and philosophy, in a family of honourable rank, and decently endowed with the gifts of fortune." There is a pretty close parallel between this and the remark of Robert Oastler to the great Sir Robert Peel, when he showed him the portrait of a beautiful young lady in the gallery at Tamworth. "Why, Sir Robert," quoth the rough northcountryman, "but for luck she might have been a factory lass." And a thought not very dissimilar runs through Charles Kingsley's beautiful ballad of "The merry brown hares came leaping." Mr. Gibbon's expression of gratitude is highly philosophical, but has a smack of the comfortable, and perhaps of the egotistical. Why not? Who is not selfishly thankful that he is not in rags, not a cripple, not paralysed? I have a dear friend who prays night and morning that he may never be poor. "If I am poor," he ejaculates, "I shall be mean, I shall be vulgar, I shall be a coward, I shall be a shuffler, I shall equivocate, I shall be envious, I shall tell lies."
        When we rub our hands with glee to think how well off we are, what are we but as the Pharisee thanking Heaven that he is not as that publican? Edward Gibbon, Esq., M.P., Colonel of Militia, and historian of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, would have resented very deeply, no doubt, the imputation of a pharisaical nature; but in acknowledging the bounty of Nature, which made him free, and civilised, and honourable, and rich, he should, in strict equity, have recognised that equal bounty which creates men to be slaves, or savages, or peasants, or street Arabs, as well as lions, or tigers, or rats.
        You Little Villains! Who ever would have thought it? Two tiny green lizards engaged in mortal combat! Albeit the lizard, minus the horrid grinders, is the very image of the crocodile seen through a minifying glass, there is something so gentle, so inoffensive, so fascinating almost, about the tiny creature which glides along the rough projections of stone walls,—he prefers ruined ones, and pops in and out of crevices in the stones or fissures in the mortar,—that we quite forget the fact of his having a ferocious old great-grandfather basking on the muddy banks of Nile, or a gigantic cousin wallowing amidst the "snags" and "sawyers" of the Mississippi. Ladies don't scream when lizards come near them; they would like to turn them into pets, and fondle and caress them, but for the timidity of the little fellows, who are as wild, although not so spiteful, as Cowper's jack-hare.
        I knew no pleasanter way of spending a sunny winter forenoon at Rome than to wander up and down the Appian Way watching the little lizards playing bo-peep among the tombs and the crumbling walls of bygone villas. They looked like little green Lares out for a holiday—Penates seeking in vain for those old Romans whom they once protected. A very practical friend of mine—a gastronome of great renown—once avowed in my presence that he was only induced to tolerate ruins because they were favourable to the growth of capers. Perhaps he approved of the Pontine marshes only for the sake of the mushrooms, or rejoiced at the leaves being thick in Vallombrosa because beneath those leaves the delicate white truffle—do you know him? à la serviette and au vin de champagne?—so often vegetates. I own myself that ruins would very soon begin to bore me, were it not for the lizards.
        To watch them racing up and down, circling, undulating, serpentining to and fro, diving into recesses whose apertures are no bigger than a corking-pin's head, emerging from caverns about the size of a keyhole, now partaking of the very nature of the rough travertine, now blending their shadows with those projected by little pebbles imbedded in the mortar, but giving always to that which is dead and gone, and would be awful but for their presence, an aspect of grace and movement and cheerfulness: to do this has been on fifty happy idle days my occupation and delight. Let those who will sing the ivy-green embracing the broken arch, the acanthus springing from the shattered capital of the column, the curious ferns half veiling the mouldering bas-relief, the impudent wild flowers sprouting from the very eyes of noseless busts, the infinite luxuriance with which inanimate nature decks the sepulchre of the past; but I like Life, and I find life among the lizards.
        O, ye innocent-looking little green things! why should ye fight? I have seen cocks, and quails, and partridges, and even spiders, madly wrestling, savagely slaughtering each other; but what can lizards have to fight about? Are not the ruins of a whole world—of the entire Roman past—wide enough for them to live in peace, without cutting one another's throats? Has not this Via Appia been often enough the scene of commotion and hatred and strife? Have not Vandal and Hun, Ostrogoth and Visigoth, have not Alaric and Genseric, Robert Guiscard and the Constable de Bourbon, done enough within fifteen centuries to sow rapine and desolation and misery broadcast within the circuit of these Seven Hills, but you too must strain your tiny limbs in the devil's service? Lizards, for shame! Let dogs delight to bark and bite, for 'tis their nature; but, lizards, you should never let your angry passions rise. Your little claws were never made to tear each other's scaly hides.—I could have gone on in this strain for an indefinite period; for really I "felt bad," as an American would say, to see those pretty little reptiles quarrelling. Fortunately, just as I was quoting Robert Guiscard and the Constable de Bourbon to them, a fox bolted right across the Appian Way, and after him came a yowling pack, and the huntsman and whipper-in, and all the ladies and gentlemen of the Roman Hunt, brave in scarlet. Aha! I remarked to the fox, here is another Little Villain.
        Born to ravage hen-roosts, born with a bad smell, born to be the symbol of incorrigible craft and impudent cunning, born to be "preserved," in order that he may be the better exterminated. Not a fabulist but has been "down upon" the fox. A whole epic poem has been written on his wickednesses; and his end is to be torn to pieces by hounds he never offended, and to have his brushy tail presented to a dashing Amazon, who would shrink from his contact were he alive, as from some loathsome thing. A kind Providence created the fox for the benefit of the Quorn and the Pytchley, and the Pytchley and the Quorn were created for the purpose of hunting the fox; and so there is no more to be said about it, save to be thankful that one was not born a fox and a Little Villain.
        Did anybody mention dogs just now? Did I? I am afraid there is a prodigious quantity of little-villany prevalent among the canine race. The dog is a villain, I fear; he is always "up to something," frequently fighting, continually wagging his tail in evil company. If you take the most moral dog, the most sobersided of bow-wows, by the fore-paws, and, looking him seriously in the face, say, "How about that half-pound of butter?" or, "who stole the two veal chops?" or, "who licked the leg of mutton while it was roasting?" or, "do you remember the sausages?" you will find that dog hang his head, and wince, and whine, and strive to avert his guilty eyes. Very few dogs can lay their paws on their hearts and bark a declaration of innocence. But were the dog as big a villain as Cæsar Borgia, or as diminutive a one as Mr. Quilp in the Old Curiosity Shop, I could not find it in my heart to be hard upon him. I have had losses, and bemoan the loss of many dear dogs. My big dog Boodlejack went away with the washerwoman, and now resides in Devonshire. His successor, Tweedle, a lady, who very much resembled in size and feature half-a-dozen skeins of black worsted twisted together in inextricable confusion, turned out badly. I should not be surprised to find her at a midnight meeting, much edified and seemingly penitent while the hot muffins were going round, but speedily relapsing into vicious courses.
        As for Doctor Binks, who came after Tweedle, and was a terrier of merry disposition, but as mad as a March hare, I am constrained to state that the Doctor bolted, deeply in debt to the cook, whose left heel he had most ungratefully bitten; and altogether, so far as Binks was concerned, we had a good riddance of very bad rubbish. I was foolish enough to set the Rescue Society at him, in the shape of boys bribed with sixpences to seek for him at street-corners and in adjacent mews; and they brought home many strange animals, which the servants were inclined at first to recognise as the Doctor; but not one of them, I am sure, was the original Binks. Just before I left England, eighteen months ago, I came into possession of two dogs—one a darling, a pet, a creature who should have been a gazelle, for it had the soft black eyes of one, and loved me well, but who had been popped by mistake into a creasy skin, couleur café au lait, and provided with a sooty muzzle and a nose after the model of that of the late Mr. Benjamin Caunt. She had been raised near the Peak of Derbyshire. Her name was Plumper. She was worth many guineas, for she was a Dutch Pug of the purest breed. When I went away she found a kind home in the county of Bucks; but she caught cold, or broke her heart,—as dogs will do, much oftener than we humans,—and died. It is sinful to bewail a dog, is it not? It is foolish; but my shame for my sinfulness and folly abated somewhat when the other day, in the great Columbarium or Tombhouse in the Vigna Codini at Rome, I read the affecting record placed by the noble matron Synoris Glauconia over the urn which contains the ashes of her favourite dog. He was the deliciæ, the joy and delight, of his mistress and of the entire household, so says the inscription. Well, if we are fools, it is consoling to know that there were fools as big as we so many hundreds of years ago; and I would sooner write nonsense on my pug-dog's cenotaph than cut off the tip of his tail, as the brute Alcibiades did in old Athens.
        This passage concerning dogs would be a digression, and a very inexcusable one, for my theme is the villain, and not the loving faithful friend of man, were I not coming, as straight as may be, to perhaps the biggest Little Villain that eyes ever beheld, that mind ever conceived, or that ever trotted about on four little feet to torment, to tyrannise over, and to scandalise society. The fee-simple of this dog is still mine, although I have not seen him for nearly two years. His name is Ivan the Terrible, and he is of the renowned Maltese, or rather Cuban breed, for the "lion dog," almost extinct in Malta, is plentiful enough in Havana. A lion, indeed! a roaring lion, going about seeking whom he may devour. This little villain is white, with one black wafer by way of tip to his nose. His eyes are pink, and in one of them there is a slight cast. His hair is neither silky nor furry; it is wiry, like that of a goat. It was in the likeness of a goat that the enemy of mankind was accustomed to make his appearance at the witches' Sabbath; and if you can imagine a goat without horns, and so small that the inside of a lady's muff is a Great Bed of Ware to him, then you will be ready to own that Ivan the Terrible is very like Apollyon. I purchased this little wretch from a gentleman of the "fancy," through the intermediary of a friendly tobacconist. He appeared then to be in the last stage of consumption, and sniffed and wheezed continually. The gentleman from whom I bought him averred that he, Ivan, would go into a pint pot, and offered to bet glasses round that he would never be "a five-pound dog." I don't know how much he weighs at present; but if sins could assert their ponderosity, as Christian's budget did in the Pilgrim's Progress, Ivan the Terrible would weigh twenty tons.
        The little beast being taken home, and nursed and coddled and cockered as though he had been a human being, speedily grew surprisingly healthy and strong. He did not increase in size, but he developed as rapidly in wickedness as the best friends of evil could desire. Ill weeds grow apace. I have nothing to say against either the morals or the integrity of this animal. I confess the smallness of his appetite and the quickness of his intelligence; but I will simply say that throughout the few weeks I was afflicted by his society, and subjugated as it were beneath his yoke, he made a twelve-roomed house unendurable through his infernal temper. What are you to do with a dog no bigger than your shoe who gives himself the airs of a Patagonian savage returning at even to his wigwam and hectoring it over his squaw?
        What are you to do with a contemptible little cur who makes the lives of the servants a burden to them; who runs at the housemaid when she is sweeping and bites her broom; who takes refuge behind arm-chairs to spit, and snarl, and swear; who is never quiet; who would listen at keyholes if he could, but not being tall enough for that kind of eaves-dropping, inclines his ear to door-mats and listens underneath doors; who is just big enough to waddle upstairs, but is unable, through shortness of leg, to come down properly, and so, tumbling from one degree to another, claws at the stair-carpet and scratches the stair-rods in blind impotent rage;—a dog who cried to be carried, and then cried to be let down again—a dog who was always in the kitchen when he was wanted in the parlour, and always in the parlour when his dinner was laid for him, as though he had been a born gentleman, in the kitchen? He insulted many of my friends, pattering about the oil-cloth in the hall with his little fiendish claws, so soon as a knock was heard at the door, and yapping as though to ask how people presumed to make morning calls. He licked the blacking off innumerable pairs of boots, and then, forsooth, having made himself sick with Day-and-Martin, he was pronounced a "delicate" dog, and had fish twice a week. He never bit anybody; but his language was frightful. His lungs must have been of leather, and often I used to wonder how so much bark could come out of so small a dog. He has been boarding and lodging since November 1865 in a serious family in England,—at least, the family was serious and peaceful enough when Ivan became a pensionnaire. Has he strewn his ashes of discord and bitterness on that hearth, I wonder?
        Did you ever know a baby that resembled this little "cuss"? Did you ever know a little man, or a little woman, who was a Little Villain, and remarkably like Ivan the Terrible? I have known of more than one.

Three Sonnets

by Lionel Johnson. Originally published in The Savoy (Leonard Smithers) vol. 1 # 4 (Aug 1896). Hawker of Morwenstow                 S...